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Prisonor vs Worker (Only for Fun)

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear….

IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK…you spend the majority of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

IN PRISON…you get three meals a day.
AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON…the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON…you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON… you get your own toilet.
AT WORK… you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON…they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…you can’t even speak to your family.

IN PRISON…all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK…you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON…you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK…you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON…you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK… they are called managers.

HHH

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Lyrics:

It’s time to play the game
time to play the game!!!

muhuhaha

hahahahaha

it’s all about the game
not how you play it

it’s all about control
and if ya can take it

all about your debt
and if you can pay it

it’s all about pain
and whos gonna make it

i am the game you don’t want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain,and i know you can’t take me

look over your shoulder,ready to run like a good little bitch from a smok’n gun
i am the and i make the rules,so move on out you could die like a fool.

try to figure out what my moves gonna be
come over sucker,why don’t you ask me,

don’t you forget theres a price you can pay
cause i am the game and i want to play!!!

time to play the game

hahahahaha

time to play the game

it’s all about the game
not how you play it

it’s all about control
and if you can take it

it’s all about your debt
and if you can pay it

it’s all about pain
and whos gonna make it

i am the game you don’t wanna play me
i am control,no way you can shake me
i am your debt, and i know you can’t pay me
i am your pain,and i know you can’t take me

to play the game you gotta be the same,
you gonna change your name,your gonna die in flames

hahahahaha

time to play the game

it’s time to play the game
time to play the game
it’s time to play the game

hahahahaha

time to play the game

muhahahahahahaha

Manu Chao – King of Bongo Bong

Manu Chao’s music is a blend of french, spanish and reggae beats. He sings in several differenet languages, and his style is all his own. He peppers his infectious music with political lyrics that often are considered contraversial, but I believe he just wants his fans to become aware of global issues, and to take an educated stand either way. Get to know his music as well as his message. Then you’ll understand why he’s “King of the Bongo Bong!”  (Referred from: http://kingofthebongobong.blogspot.com/ )

Ever since, I’ve start to listen Manu Chao’s “The King of Bongo Bong” song, I’m addicted to his musics. The lyrics, music, everything is perfect and coll to listen. So, here is the lyrics of the  “The King of Bongo Bong” song:

Mama was queen of the Mambo
Papa was king of the Kongo
Deep down in the jungle
I start banging my first bongo
Every monkey’d like to be in my place instead of me
Cause I’m the king of Bongo baby I’m the king of Bongo-bong

I went to the big town where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city looking for a bigger crowd
So I played my boogie for the people of big city
But they don’t go crazy when I’m banging on my boogie
(ref)
the King of the bongo, king of the bongo
hear me when i come baby
King of the bongo king of the bongo
hear me when i come

Nobody’d like to be in my place instead of me
cause nobody go crazy when i bang it on my boogie
I’m a king without a crown and keep loosing the big town
But I’m the king of bongo baby I’m the king of bongo-bong

(ref)

They say that Im a clown making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody’d like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I’m bangin on my boogie

(ref)

Bang it on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I’m so happy there’s nobody in my place instead of me
I’m a king without a crown and keep loosing the big town
I’m the king of bongo, baby I’m the king of bongo-bong

(ref)

Mama was queen of the Mambo
Papa was king of the Kongo
Deep down in the jungle
I start banging my first bongo
Every monkey’d like to be in my place instead of me
Cause Im the king of Bongo baby Im the king of Bongo-bong

Hear me when I come
Hear me when I come baby
Hear me when I come

Manu Chao Official Website: http://www.manuchao.net/
Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTYe0MW-Efs
Lyrics referred from: www.lyricsdownload.com/manu-chao-king-of-the-bongo-lyrics.html

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